This just dropped into my Gmail account from one 'Dr Spencer Moreno'.
* * *You Dont please with your male organ size.
Chicks joke at you.
It is time to solve this trouble.
Try our machine enla;rgement and Girls will love you promptly.
I changed my sexual life. Today it is your turn.
* * *
Stepping back slightly, I can't quite believe that the web has arrived at a place whereby I receive an email, bang in the middle of a perfectly nice day, from a man claiming to have achieved the highest level of academic qualification available, criticising me for being satisfied with the size of my penis. Adding insult to injury, he's actually got me wondering.
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